Beach Bums (Tag: Er'body)

Hearing her speak his native language was definitely a treat! He smiled and gave her a little bow. vielen Dank. Sadly, for him anyway, he had noticed her looks to the turtle and the turtles looks to him. So he was starting to get the idea that she wasn't very single. But, that didn't mean he still couldn't be friendly. And it wasn't like he never stole someones girlfriend before. Not that he was proud of that of course, well maybe a little.

It was nice meeting you. Maybe later I can take you on a jet ski. If you need anything just ask! He told her and turned just in time to catch the beach ball that was flying at his face.

Leo kept his expression unreadable while the two chattered back and forth in...German, he guessed. Then he heard Don's voice, and that was the perfect opportunity to take Erica away from the awkwardness she had put herself into. He nodded to the blue guy and lead Erica over to his brainy brother.

"Donnie, this is Erica. Erica - this is my brother, Donatello."

Pete was relieved that Mikko managed to take some of the attention from him, singing along and... doing things in Wade' lap that certainly distracted his friend. Wade put his hands on his adopted big sister's   hips, grinding against her. Blushing madly, Pete tried NOT to look in their direction. He drove a little  faster, praying to GOD the beach would come into view soon!


"I'll spice it up reeeeal good!" Wade teased, giving Mikko's ass a little squeeze   and returning that kiss. And not to leave poor blushing Peter Parker out of this, much to the teen's dismay, he looked at him.


"Fuck Mary Jane. Why the hell are you wasting your time on her, huh? She's a bimbo. I thought you liked Gwen..."



And there was an awkward silence, and the disappointment and rejection evident on the teenager's face. "I do ... but..." And he shrugged, not wanting to sound like a downer by informing them that girls didn't tend to ever see him. He would always be that dorky smart ugly guy that girls wanted to befriend because he could help with their homework, or listen to their feelings. Not the kind of guy you loved...



"I think we're here..." And not a moment too soon. He parked the  VW and still not brave enough to look at the 'love birds', grabbed his books and phone and exited the vehicle, leaving th two  to do whatever they wanted in private.

Mikko was loving the attention Wade was giving her! Way was Pete sorry the guy was coming along in his text? Whatever, But of course The masked man had to go and make Pete all upset again with his talk about girls. Mikko was very certain that Peter was going to find a girl that would adore him. Pete was cute, and sweet and lovable. And super smart! Who wouldn't like that?

She gave a little sigh but didn't say anything as they parked and Pete got out the car. She then turned to Wade so that she wa straddling his lap and facing him.

Maybe we should set him up on some blind dates. She said. She wanted to fuss at the man for upsetting her little brother. But she didn't want to ruin the fun mood. She snaked her arms around Wade's neck and pressed self against him. She leaned forward, her lips only just brushing over his.

Ready to party, handsome? She asked and flicked her pierced tongue over his lips. Mmmmm better get out this car, don't need to be getting wet before I get in the water.

Yeah. Apparently Leo had a girlfriend. Whatever. 'Big Red' would never admit to being jealous.. nope. Never. EVER. So he just showed it with all the obvious signs, avoiding the topic and not really looking in that direction when he exited the van. Instead, he searched out a more secluded part of the beach, spotting a nice place close to the shoreline where a rocky formation would shield him from most of the 'people' .



A mischievous grin tugged across his lips as he spotted the place that his youngest brother had chosen and he stalked over, uprooting the umbrella and making off with it.

Large beach ball in hand. Pretty girl and scary turtle boyfriend gone. Kurt looked around at what other trouble he could get into. Then he spotted one of the other turtles grabbing his brother's shade and running away with the umbrella.

with a mischievous grin, Kurt gripped the inflated ball tightly and teleported to Raph, threw the ball at the turtle's head then teleported away and in front of him, facing Raph and running backwards laughing.

Oh what a boring day! How dare no one call her! The nerve of people. Gwen flopped down on her bed, stomach first and bounced a little. She then grabbed her phone and went though it a bit before stopping at Peter's number. The boy never called! He was so shy. Always worried that he would bother her or be interrupting something. Well joke was on him. She was never doing anything. But she did wonder what he was doing.

Giving it not a second thought she hit the button on her phone that would speed dial his phone then waited for him to answer.

Mikey had just been churring a little tail wagging - wow the blonde friend of Leo's was pretty - perhaps he could impress her with a little ukulele?! Tossing Don a can of lemon squash upon his request.

girls loved a dude that could carry a tune right?! -

But looking to where his ukulele was he lets out a girly sounding yelp - "Raph! hey my awesome little guitar needs shade man!" he gives chase - and was on the point of catching up with his brother in red and the looted brolly when the blue dude reappeared and a ball! - Mikey was not sure where it had struck or if his bro had managed to knock it his way. Whichever - bounced the orange clad turtles way, with a ridiculous sounding bouncing squeak smashed into Mikey's too! - off course it hurt none it was only a beach ball but it was enough to send Mikey tumbling tail over coconut boobies right past the brother he had been trying to catch up with!

"vielen Dank" Erica squeaked back cheeks totally red, but Leo was leading them off - and his face was unreadable his introduction to one of his brothers rather formal, had she over stepped a boundary somewhere and he was cross with her?... was it her totally inept attempt to be complimentary back to Kurt? Mmm poor guy she really hoped she had not insulted him. By pointing out the skin, his tail, pointed ears ... oh boy she was definitely not entirely certain she was making a great impression. But thankfully answered the call a brother and they left the vehicles as another was pulling over, Erica squeezing Leo's hand as they headed off "ummm sorry about that - uh GranGran said to say hi." whispering this to Leo as they joined the brother and other tall man... Mutant? near the tables, fridge, music... mmmm the food smelled great her belly rumbled.


An introduction was made and her eyes left searching Leo's face to meeting the kindly brown eyes of Donatello, bordered by the purple cloth Leonardo had told her about during one of his visits, there was a definite sweetness and warmth. Shyness crept back in and she wanted to fade way but could not. "Hello." friendly, more to his plastron than eyes now but a warm greeting none the less - offering a hand again hoping this time maybe just for a shake.

Catching the can easily and just popping the tip -

watching amused then before drinking as Raph made off wth Mikey's umbrella and understandly Mikey went after to try claiming it back - actually snorting out a luagh when Kurt scored a strike on one or both of them with the beach ball - hah! that was funny!

Glad for the excuse stop standing their with his hand out to Gambit for the shake of 'hi' and instead extending towards Leo's friend taking hers in his. his hand engulfed hers and he was gentle. "Hi! thats a pretty name, please call me Donnie." He lets go of the smaller hand and finally takes a drink of his drink pointing at Gambit. "Gambit, responsible for this get together."

Nostrils flared a little, the girl smelled good up so close...

"How long you known our my big bother Leo?" sneakily asked in the most playful tone even with a tease their for his elder brother - a grin to show it was just a tease, but seeking confirmation of his conclusion the reason their leader had been out when not training or on patrols and missions as much as their red clad brother normally was - to see Erica. Watching both her and Leo curiously.

True, Pete was always eager to meet other 'supers', but the whole car ride with Mikko and  Wade made his heart ache a little, feeling that he would never have what they had. That connection, because girls never seemed to 'see' him.  They never noticed him. Sure, he was a great study partner  or a great 'boy' for them to unload their relationship problems on, because he genuinely cared and would listen and try to help out with advice where he could. Of course having no real experience with relationships himself, it was always -researched- advice, but from good reliable sources.   He was an encyclopedia of knowledge and he knew that's what drew people to him.  His brains. Nothing else.



Text books tucked under his arm and music blasting through the small ear buds nestled in his  ears , he spared a smile at those he passed. He hoped to catch a glimpse of  Mr. Stark or his once idol Captain America, but it seemed they  had other things to do. Probably saving some city, or making amends with each other. That whole battle at the airport still stuck with him. After  being injured, Tony had insisted that he set out from their war. The billionaire had also went as far as to threaten to tell his Aunt May if he tried to disobey.


Head full of thoughts, the young teen nearly collided with someone and after apologizing profusely, made his way toward the tall rocky formation that was situated  just to one side of the shoreline. After shoving the books into his backpack, he scaled the rocks with the greatest of ease, thanks to the adhesive texture of his hands.


Situating himself in a nice shady spot near the center, he pulled out his books just as his phone began to ring. removing one of the ear bud from his ear, he stared at the number that came across his screen. Gwen Stacy. The Gwen Stacy was calling him!! Sure, she sometimes called him to set up study sessions, but this was school break so that couldn't be  the case. Had she.. 'butt  dialed' him? Though girls always swore it was because something in their purse pressed a button.



Whatever the case, he could only stare for a moment, heart racing wildly within the confines of his chest. Should he.. answer it?? Surely she would realize her mistake soon enough and abort the call. But..even if it had been a mistake, he wanted to hear her voice. Even if she wouldn't want to talk long because she was trying to call someone more important.  


Hands slightly shaky, he finally accepted the call and   pressed the phone against his ear.  "Hey Gwen!!" There was an undeniable bounce in his tone,  obviously happy that he would hear her voice.

Gwen smiled happily when Peter finally answered his phone. Hey peter, peter pumpkin eater! I was calling to see what you were up to day. Thought maybe we could hang out. Unless you're busy. In which case I can just come over there and bother you until you're not busy anymore.

Gwen then heard a bit of commotion going on in the back ground. Are you at a party? Peter Parker, at a party?

Still smirking over his crime, Raphael was about to set up his little spot when out of nowhere the ball came towards his head! He was able tl block it and it in turn bounced off of Mikey, sending him tumbling over. A moment of confusion, and he looked forward to see the blue mutant with a devil tail running backwards, laughing at him!



Brows furrowing in irritation, he gave chase, swatting at the blue devil with his stolen umbrella! "You lil shit!" He huffed, running into the overly dressed kid that scurried up the rocks, but he didn't have time to see who the hell it was! He needed to catch that blue thing and teach him a lesson!!!


What was it with 'blues' that annoyed him so much? Leo.. and this guy.....gaaah!

Raph was going to have a bit of an issue catching Kurt. Nightcrawler vanished and reappeared in a puff of black smoke behind Raph.

Someone needs to calm that temper. Kurt teased. He then teleported back in front of Raph but this time only allowed his head to poke out from the black smoke cloud, only inches from Raph's face before vanishing again with a laugh.

It was so nice to hear her voice! And in this moment, he forgot all about the fact that he was pining over MJ an hour or so ago. Hearing that she wanted to hang out caused his heart to flutter and ski a few beats...



"... You.. you wanna hang out... with me??" Okay, he was overly excited and hardly noticed when his book slipped from his lap, plummeting down and towards the Orange clad Turtle's head. "Yeah.. they're having a beach party and... I'm here studying. For research purposes..." Because he was certain the others did not want to mingle with him. They were all chasing girls or chasing their brothers and he head felt pretty down upon arriving.




"It would be awesome if you could come hang out!!!"

Awww Peter was so cute. She adored him. And she was really surprised that he was at a party, at the beach. You're outside? I don't want to alarm you, but the sun's still out! She was teasing him of course and she let out a giggle. You went to a party and didn't call me? She gave an unseen pout and faked some sniffles.

But yes! I will be there! Um...Text me directions to where you are. Is your weird friend going to be there? She asked, meaning Deadpool. It wasn't that she didn't like the guy, he just kinda gave her a weird vibe. And if he was there she would wear the one piece that covered her instead of the bikini.

...and part of Wade acknowledged that his words had upset his lil Webs. Certainly not his intentions and it had been meant as light teasing, as friends, but was realizing the little squirt had some pretty severe insecurities. It was something he could relate to... to a degree. His 'butter face' gave him issues. It sucked being dealt this hand since he had been so handsome and confident before. But whatever, he dealt with it.



"I don't know what his damage is. I mean, he's fucking adorable..." Yes, being pansexual, Wade found him attractive but Peter was young, too young for him and besides, they had that best friend/ fatherly figure thing going.




"At least he doesn't have a butter face.. And I think blind dates are a good idea, if he will go for it. He's pretty hung up on MJ... and Gwen..." Smiling as she straddled him and returned the kiss, a small nod when she suggested joining the party. Her wet comment earned a quiet chuckle. "Yeah, because I'm sure this RPG is not rated NC-17..."

He's totally adorable! If he was older I would soooo be all over that. She gave him more kisses to his cheek and neck and pretty much everywhere she could as he went on about his face. The face that she had yet to see. But, maybe he just needed to know he could trust she wouldn't freak out and try to ram a stake through his heart and force feed him garlic or something.

Mmmhmm dates.... She mumbled as she started to reach lower between them, fiddling with the top of his swim trunks, her lips still all over him.

Then he said something. At this point she wasn't paying attention anymore. But she did hear RPG. at this point her fingers were juuuuuuuuuust about to reach their destination when she looked up at him, not removing her hand.

RPG? Role playing? You wanna role play? We can do that? She told him and finally went in for the kill and kissed him again.

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Catching the can easily and just popping the tip -

watching amused then before drinking as Raph made off wth Mikey's umbrella and understandly Mikey went after to try claiming it back - actually snorting out a luagh when Kurt scored a strike on one or both of them with the beach ball - hah! that was funny!

Glad for the excuse stop standing their with his hand out to Gambit for the shake of 'hi' and instead extending towards Leo's friend taking hers in his. his hand engulfed hers and he was gentle. "Hi! thats a pretty name, please call me Donnie." He lets go of the smaller hand and finally takes a drink of his drink pointing at Gambit. "Gambit, responsible for this get together."

Nostrils flared a little, the girl smelled good up so close...

"How long you known our my big bother Leo?" sneakily asked in the most playful tone even with a tease their for his elder brother - a grin to show it was just a tease, but seeking confirmation of his conclusion the reason their leader had been out when not training or on patrols and missions as much as their red clad brother normally was - to see Erica. Watching both her and Leo curiously.

Leo hadn't intended to come across as cool when he took Erica away from the blue guy.  He just thought Donnie might like to meet her.  He called them over, after all.  And Leo felt more comfortable with Don around Erica than some guy he barely knew.

Leo heard the commotion behind him and turned to see the beach ball claim two victims at the hands of the guy he just left.  Once again, the 'elf' was using his power to fade in and out of existence.  Leo just rolled his eyes.  The guy may have been having fun at his brothers' expense, but it still was cruel.  Leo was secretly hoping Raph would catch him.

Now that Don had addressed Erica and introduced himself properly (with his shortened name) Leo noticed with two of his brothers that they were giving Erica more than just a friendly glance.  It was more...wanting.  But Erica was his and nothing was going to change that.  He slipped his arm around Erica's, smiling at Don.  

"Just a few weeks," Leo answered casually with a shrug.  He didn't think he needed to say any more.

Once more that strong arm was around her and Erica was definitely comforted by the weight, a hand dropping to brush along the forearm and over knuckles. "Yes just a few weeks." Such a wonderfully short but fun time. "You're... the brother in purple that is quiet the brainiac correct?" curious she had heard he normally got about in a tech pack of some sort but was not present right now. The question was both one of curiosity and to make sure she had correctly recalled all Leo had ever told her of his family. His brothers in particular.

with the arm about her and under her own, she felt Leo's shrug and glanced at him with a warm grin at him, which turned into a sort of half giggle as she finally caught onto what was going on with all the commotion, Kurt was stirring up one - no two of Leo's brothers. She finally saw the third - "Is... is one of your brothers wearing... a hula get up?" she chokes on the giggles.

A grin back at his brother and Erica, well certainly did confirm the time line of his eldest brothers 'sneaking' out. Nodding at her question, "Yes, the nerd, geek, techno turtle." the least colorful descriptions sometimes gifted by brothers and Casey. He noted her look and gathered Leo might have mentioned he wore more stuff then just his goggles bandana, bo and shorts. "Usually have my entire tech pack on but it was a bit too much for the beach." He explains before she could ask, encase she was going to.


However if she was was distracted by the mess happening up the beach from them - sigh - he and Leo should probably cut in so Raph did not get a hold on the blue dude. He glances around hearing the chuckling and nods with a half grimace and roll of his eyes spying a beach volley ball several meters away and the net. Ah perfect. "Yeah thats Mikey, always over prepared for events like this - Leo come on, lets break up the weird game of Raph's version of beach umbrella mutant ball - nice to meet you Erica, uh have to cut this short and play interference." He turns and hurries towards it calling back to his brother in blue and Gambit. [color=#8A2BE2][b]"Come on a game of beach volley ball guys - B team verse A team ?" Hopefully with the extras. He reached the ball and gave it a kick - towards Mikey. [b]"Mike! I need my B team members - come on we'll take down A Team1" A heads up call to him the ball was coming and why.

Wade w as certainly enjoying every ounce of this attention. It had been so long since he had felt lips against his skin and her hand traveling down him, playing with the waistline of his shorts... damn, he was getting hard and it was ...'hard' to keep it contained.


Breathing hitched, his resolve softening about the mask... hell, she could probably remove that mask and he would not protest ...


"You know, RPG... apparently we're being played by people, we're not really alive here..but I'm beginning to believe that's total bullshit, because I feel you... I feel this.... but we can RP! I'll be the Rainbow and you my sexy little unicorn..."


And then she moved in for the kill and it was all over! Eager hands began fumbling and finally finding the knot in the back of her bikini top, bulled and released her fun bags. And now it was more than he could take. insecurities momentarily forgotten, the mask came off and lips moved in for his own kill-shot....




.(...Fade to black....)

Just talking to her made his head feel light and fuzzy and.. he could not stop grinning. At her comment about the sun, he chuckled quietly, not yet realizing that he had lost his book. "So that's what that is, huh? I was confused.... and I would have invited you, but... I didn't think you would want to come.. but I'm glad you do!!" Seriously, she had made the teen's day. Possibly his whole year!



"I can just come and get you!! Just stay right there..." He eagerly told her as he scurried down the rocks, nearly slipping a few times due to his level of excitement. "I mean, stay on the phone!!" Because he was not ready to let her go. Even if it would be a brief departure. "I'm driving now!! I mean, a bit illegally but Mikko let me so I wouldn't have to sit in Wade's lap..."



Finally reaching the bottom of the rocky formation, he glanced around to find the vehicle, then darted towards it. "And yeah, Wade is here.. sorry. But I think he has a thing for Mikko so maybe he won't be too inappropriate..." Fat chance, and they both knew it. But Pete did not want Gwen to back out!



"Oh, good! I think MIkko's still in the car, I know she'll let me borrow it..." He told his crush as he finally reached the VW, quickly noticing that the windows were fogged up and this caused great concern.



"Mikko? Wade? You guys in there?? With this heat index, you could have a heat stroke in a matter of minutes..." He warned while still on the phone, grabbing the door handle and swinging in open.....



His eyes widened as if he'd walked in on a grizzly murder. His adoptive big sister, and his crazy friend... in the middle of getting it on. Shocked, he screamed and stumbled back, phone still faithfully in one hand as he scooted away on one palm and backside....



"Holy shit!!! I'm sorry.. I'm SOOO SORRY!! For all of us..." He squealed, finally flipping himself over onto his knees and pushing up. "Oh God, my eyes..." He huffed as he ran away.


"So... maybe I should just give you directions...."

Hearing that Peter was going to come get her, she got up and while still on the phone, started to get ready. Does he? She like him back? Gwen asked. It was about time that guy just stick to one person. Though as nice as Wade was, she just couldn't picture a woman who could handle his level of insanity.

She stood on the phone listening in as she grabbed a large tote bag and started to pack things in it.

You had to sit on his lap? What kind of car does she have? Gwen asked with a chuckle. But then there was panic and apologies and Pete freaking out.

She had realized what happen and couldn't help the laughter that came out. I'm guessing the car is being used? She asked in a fit of giggles. Seems that answers my question about her liking him. Good for them!

I'll get over there as fast as I can to help you get over your trauma.

Mikey had just come to a rolling stop and somehow one coconut was on his head the other dangling... grass skirt all a tangle!

but he barely had time to compose himself before books rained down on him!

Absurdly loud knocking against his head coconut with little echoing 'Pop' 'pop' 'pops' -

and by instinct he reached arms to catch them none the less pages flapping past his face. "Hah talk about knowledge hitting me over the head!" He grins and begins to straighten them - over hearing some of the phone call and eyes widening, -

but no chance to give into fan boydom!! noooooooo

- cause just then, hearing Don' voice and barely in time looking up books in one hand catching the ball in the other. Noooo face becoming a grin - a deviant one. "Oh it is soooo on - if the A tream thinks they can handle it!" He cheerfully calls and beach garb still akimbo gets to his feet places the books carefully on the rocks before tossing the ball towards Raph with a further call of "Game ON!" rushing to get to the volley ball net and onto Don's side of it - grinning wondering if the other mutants would take part?